Inhuman Swill : June 2015

Giving text an inner shadow with ImageMagick and Perl

This will be a pretty technical post, so feel free to skip it if you're not interested in Perl coding and things of that nature. When I started building my Accidental Terrorist Missionary Name Tag Creator, I knew I wanted...  read

My prescient and fiery memoir cover shoot

We had no idea that what we were really doing was a cover shoot for my memoir. It was the late summer of 1987. I was stationed with my assigned mission companion, Elder Tim Bishop, in Bonners Ferry, Idaho. We...  read

Please help me "Close the Book" on my memoir project!

My sixteen-year quest to publish my memoir The Accidental Terrorist is nearly over. I feel like I've been fighting my way down the field all that time, sometimes making progress, sometimes getting stopped cold, sometimes losing big ground. But now...  read

Springtime in Manhattan

Tourists in Times Square Blocking the sidewalk to gape At an ambulance  read