higher law, a
The authority to which Mormons appeal when the laws of the land inconvenience the fulfillment of their desires.

Nowhere mentioned in Joseph Smith's twelfth Article of Faith: "We believe in being subject to kings, presidents, rulers, and magistrates, in obeying, honoring, and sustaining the law."
According to the Book of Mormon, a "useful" beast living in ancient America.

Note that we're talking about ancient America in approximately the year 600 B.C.E.. Note also that fossil records indicate all equid species in the Western Hemisphere died out at the end of the last Ice Age, about 10,000 years ago, and that no horses or related species existed in the New World until the sixteenth century, when Spanish explorers brought them from Europe. Then put that in your pipe and smoke it.

See also curelom, cumom, elephant, ass.
hump day
The halfway point in a mission. For an elder, this comes one year into his mission; for a sister, it comes nine months into hers.

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