Originally published in Electric Velocipede #21/22, Fall 2010.
- Honorable mention, The Year's Best Science Fiction: 29th Annual Collection, edited by Gardner Dozois
- Reprinted online in The Piltdown Review, 19 June 2019.
Categories: Comedy, Electric Velocipede, Fiction, Free, Near Future, Piltdown Review, Reprints, Science Fiction, Short Stories
