Perry Slaughter | October 2007 Archives
Our Dependence on Foreign Keys: A Tale of the Near Future
The Accidental Terrorist: A Memoir by William Shunn
Unwitting American: T-Shirts and More, Made in the U.S.S. of A.
October 2007

Cleanup

I never forget a face. If I absolutely have to ice somebody, I always remember to take it with me. ...  read

Forensics

Judging from the traces they leave, people seem to be at their worst in public restrooms. ...  read

Mission accomplished

By my count, by pursuing an ill-considered and illegal preemptive war, President Bush and his accomplice Congress have now murdered more Americans than the 9/11 terrorists did, not to mention the untold Iraqi civilian casualties. Congratulations, traitors, and God help...  read

Bushes

Never trust a librarian who marries a man who doesn't read. ...  read

John the Baptist

Living on nothing but locusts and honey doesn't impress me. Try Sterno and cardboard sometime, chump! ...  read

Slipstream

It sounds less like a genre of fiction and more like what happens when you fart and get more than you bargained for. ...  read

Jesus saves

But even He's gonna weep fat baby tears if He doesn't also remember to back up. ...  read

Insomnia

I have trouble sleeping while there are children starving in my city. Why can't they be quieter about it? ...  read

Box office

Yes, I chose Bush over Gore, but I thought the question was late-night cable. ...  read

Illiteracy campaign

Teach a child to read and that's just more royalties for Dr. Phil. ...  read
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Who? What?

Perry Slaughter is the reclusive author of such cult works of horror and sci-fi as Chairman of the Board, Deus ex Machina, and more. His passions include vinyl records, scotch whisky, and high-seas piracy.

Perry Slaughter

The Accidental Terrorist: A Memoir by William Shunn
Unwitting American: T-Shirts and More, Made in the U.S.S. of A.
The Accidental Terrorist: A Memoir by William Shunn