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Deadwood, w/sweetener

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Funniest fucking thing I've seen all goddamn day long:

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How I wasted my so-called life

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Via [info]jlassen:

The instructions are simple: change the color and/or bold the shows you've watched at least three complete episodes of, and italicize a show if you’re certain you've seen every episode of it.

You can add up to three shows to the list, but keep them in alphabetical order.

The A-Team
Adam-12
The Addams Family
Aeon Flux
A.L.F
Alfred Hitchcock Presents
Alias
Alias Smith & Jones
Alice
Allo Allo
American Dad
American Idol/Pop Idol/Canadian Idol/Australian Idol
America’s Next Top Model/Germany’s Next Top Model
The Andy Griffith Show
Angel
Are You Being Served?
Arrested Development
As Time Goes By
The Avengers
Babylon 5
Babylon 5: CrusadeBattlestar
Batman
Battlestar Galactica (the old one)
Battlestar Galactica (the new one)
Baywatch
Beauty & the Beast
Beavis & Butthead
The Ben Stiller Show
The Beverly Hillbillies
Beverly Hills 90210
Bewitched
The Bionic Woman
Black Adder
The Bold Ones
Bonanza
Bones
The Book of Daniel
Boomtown  (second greatest television series of all time!)
Bosom Buddies
Boston Legal
Boy Meets World
Brady Bunch
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Bug Juice
Chappelle's Show
Charlie's Angels
Charmed
Cheers
China Beach
Cliffhangers!   (greatest television series of all time!)
The Colbert Report
Columbo
Commander-in-Chief
The Cosby Show
Coupling (UK)
Coupling (US)
Cowboy Bebop
Crossing Jordan
CSI
CSI: Miami
CSI: NY
Curb Your Enthusiasm
The Daily Show
Dallas
Dancing with the Stars
Danny Phantom
Dark Angel
Dark Skies
Davinci's Inquest
Dawson's Creek
Dead Like Me
The Dead Zone
Deadliest Catch
Deadwood
Degrassi: The Next Generation
Designing Women
Desperate Housewives
Dharma & Greg
The Dick Van Dyke Show
Diff'rent Strokes
Doctor Who (new Who)
Doctor Who (series 1-26)
Dragnet
Due South
Dungeons and Dragons
Dynasty
Earth 2
Emergency!
Entourage
The Equalizer
ER
Everwood
Everybody Hates Chris
Everybody Loves Raymond
Extras
Facts of Life
Falcon Crest
The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin
Family Guy
Family Ties
Fantasy Island
Farscape
Fawlty Towers
Felicity
La Femme Nikita
Firefly
Flamingo Road
The Flintstones
The 4400
Frasier
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Friends
Full House
Futurama
Get Smart
Gilligan's Island
Gilmore Girls
The Golden Girls
Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
Green Wing
Grey's Anatomy
Growing Pains
Gunsmoke
Happy Days
Hart to Hart
Head of the Class
Hercules
Highlander
Hill Street Blues
Hogan's Heroes
Home Improvement
Homicide: Life on the Street
The Honeymooners
House
How I Met Your Mother
I Dream of Jeannie
I Love Lucy
Invader Zim
Invasion
Iron Chef (Japan)
Iron Chef (USA)
Ironside
JAG
Jackass
Jeopardy!
The Jetsons
Joey
John Doe
Kath and Kim
Knight Rider
Knots Landing
The L Word
L.A. Law
Laugh-In
Laverne and Shirley
Law & Order
Law & Order: Criminal Intent
Law & Order: SVU
Life on Mars (UK)
Little House on the Prairie
Lizzie McGuire
Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
Lost
Lost in Space
Love, American Style
The Love Boat
M*A*S*H
MacGyver
Magnum P.I.
Malcolm in the Middle
Married…with Children
The Mary Tyler Moore Show
Melrose Place
Miami Vice
The Mighty Boosh
Mission: Impossible
The Mod Squad
Monk
The Monkees
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Moonlighting
Mork & Mindy
The Munsters
Murphy Brown
My Family
My Favorite Martian
My Life as a Dog
My Mother the Car
My So-Called Life
My Three Sons
My Two Dads
Mysterious Cities of Gold
The Mythbusters
NCIS
Night Court
Night Gallery
Nip/Tuck
Northern Exposure
Numbers
The O.C.
The Office (UK)
The Office (US)
One Tree Hill
The Outer Limits
Oz
Parker Lewis Can't Lose
Perfect Strangers
Perry Mason
Picket Fences
Pirates of Darkwater
Pokemon
Police Squad!
Power Rangers
The Pretender
Prison Break
The Prisoner
Profiler
Project Runway
Psyche
Quantum Leap
Queer as Folk (UK)
Queer as Folk (US)
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
The Real World
Red Dwarf
ReGenesis
Remington Steele
Rescue Me
Road Rules
Rome
Room 222
Roseanne
Roswell
St. Elsewhere
Samurai Jack
Sanford & Son
Saved by the Bell
Scarecrow and Mrs. King
Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?
Scrubs
Seinfeld
7th Heaven
Sex and the City
The Shield
Simon & Simon
The Simpsons
Six Feet Under
The Six Million Dollar Man
Sliders
Slings and Arrows
Small Wonder
Smallville
Soap
So Weird
The Sopranos
South Park
Space: 1999
Spaced
Spongebob Squarepants
Sports Night
Square Pegs
Star Trek
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Star Trek: Voyager
Star Trek: Enterprise
Stargate: Atlantis
Stargate SG-1
The Starlost
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
Superman
Supernatural
Surface
Survivor
Taxi
Teen Titans
Teletubbies
That Girl
That 70's Show
That's So Raven
3rd Rock from the Sun
Third Watch
Thirtysomething
Three's Company
Thrill Seekers
Top Gear
24
The Twilight Zone
Twin Peaks
Twitch City
Two and a Half Men
Upstairs, Downstairs
Ugly Betty
Veronica Mars
Vicar of Dibley
The Waltons
Welcome Back, Kotter
The West Wing
Wings
What Not To Wear (UK)
What Not To Wear (US)
When Things Were Rotten
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (UK)
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (US)
The Wild, Wild West
Will & Grace
Wiseguy
Witchblade
Wonder Woman
The Wonder Years
Wonderfalls
The X-Files
Xena: Warrior Princess
Young Hercules
The Young Ones

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In these troubled, divisive times, at least the internets still have the power to make us laugh our fucking asses off:

A clip representative of Japanese game shows

My stomach hurts.


Update:  Perhaps I should have made clear from the outset that the clip involves guys getting whacked in the nards.
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The gist is, fuck yourself

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Laura reined my fuckin' attention around to this screed from those well-favored cocksuckers at Salon. The string of fuckin' words that sets my heart, and the lady's, to dancin' a fuckin' jig goes thus:

That said, and while I'm not normally a partisan in territorial rivalries, I'm no bought-out cocksucker either, one who'll lift her skirt to remain in the good graces of a reckless capitalist as forward-looking as a dog next to a plate of unattended gizzards. Thus I'd be remiss if I didn't strongly encourage the rest of you to cancel HBO as soon as the fine third season of "Deadwood" has concluded, so that those big-city fucks might feel their position weakening.  [full fuckin' article]
A-fuckin'-men, and don't let the cocksuckers tell you otherwise.
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Well, I wanted to look like Doc Cochran from Deadwood, and it looks like I got my wish.

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Fuzzy and blue

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Laura and Telly
This post is really only an excuse to use my new icon. Funny story, though. I took Laura to the set of Sesame Street early in our relationship to watch an afternoon's taping. Of the many Muppeteers on set that day, Marty Robinson was either by far the most voluble or by far the least busy. (Probably the former.) Between takes, he and his special friend Telly hung out with us at the edge of the set, and he even convinced the rather nervous Telly to pose for some pictures with us.

Laura took my picture with Telly pressed close behind my shoulder. Then we switched places, Telly put his fuzzy purple arm around Laura, and I took this snap:

The instant I lowered the camera, Laura's mouth become a stunned O. She said, almost in wonder, "Telly just grabbed my ass."


Update!  Click me!
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Not so big love

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Dooce this week has a terrific post about the new HBO drama Big Love and the legacy of Mormon polygamy in general. You won't be surprised to hear that I sympathize with her in many particulars. (My comment is #245.)

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Mr. Pibb + Red Vines = Crazy Delicious
I got the best Valentine's Day present from Laura. I couldn't wait to try it on and have her take a picture. (All I got her was a lousy iPod.)

If you don't know the provenance of this tasty truism, wake up, son, and smell the cupcakes.

Double true!

(Posted as promised to [info]asphalteden.)

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Painting with fire

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I just turned on the TV to discover a documentary on Frank Frazetta on IFC. It's called Frazetta: Painting with Fire, and it will be on again at 6:00 am tomorrow, not to mention several other times this month.

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There's a new series called "Parking Lot" on the cable network Trio. Loosely based on a short documentary from the '80s called "Heavy Metal Parking Lot," which was shot in the parking lot outside a Judas Priest concert, the series interviews hardcore fans and other bystanders hanging around outside various odd events.

Last night's episode visited parking lots outside a Motörhead concert, a Cher concert, and a science-fiction convention—I-Con 22 at SUNY in Stony Brook, NY, to be exact. Bob Howe and I happened to have dropped by the con for half a day to have lunch with Scott Edelman, and all three of us ended up being interviewed at length by the TV crew. A few snippets from our interview were interspersed through the I-Con segment, amongst conversations with pookas, plushies, and one precocious little girl in angel wings who couldn't stop using the word "inappropriate."

Anyway, if you get Trio and want to catch it, the episode is running again this evening at 9:30 pm EST:

http://www.triotv.com/schedules/sched.php3?sdate=01/26/2004

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