One of These Things : Oscar the Grouch
True, Oscar's lean, mean, and green -- but then again, so is Kermit. And the fact that Oscar lives in a garbage can isn't so unique either, because Bilmo does, too. Now, give that nasty ol' grouch a poke in the eye and go back and try this again.

Oscar

WRONG!

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