AUTHOR'S NOTE:  "Terror on Flight 789" is a very early, much shorter draft of what would eventually become my book-length memoir The Accidental Terrorist. If you like what you read here, please consider subscribing to my podcast, in which I am currently serializing the revised and expanded memoir in full. And to keep abreast of Accidental Terrorist–related developments, please subscribe to my mailing list.

The official record of my felony public mischief conviction. (Click image to return.)