Friday, July 3, 2009     00:07:19     3.41 Mb

In which the author confesses to God which parts of the fourteenth and fifteenth chapters were embellished.

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Tuesday, June 30, 2009     00:33:15     15.28 Mb

In which the soft tissues of the male body are held up for examination and misidentification, revenge is thereby extracted, and a terrible and uncommon sin is revealed to be not so uncommon after all. Plus, frontier prophet weds double sets of sisters!

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Friday, June 26, 2009     00:06:19     2.95 Mb

In which the author confesses to God which parts of the thirteenth chapter were embellished.

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Tuesday, June 23, 2009     00:33:17     15.3 Mb

In which the propriety of Debussy is called into question, an impertinent hooker preempts Oingo Boingo, and the merits of harvesting one's own Christmas tree are put to the test and found wanting.

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Friday, June 19, 2009     00:04:48     2.25 Mb

In which the author confesses to God which parts of the twelfth chapter were embellished.

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Tuesday, June 16, 2009     00:41:43     19.15 Mb

In which Bill meets his new companion Elder Dedman, learns a novel new approach to tracting, and discovers the true meaning of the word "bucket."

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Friday, June 12, 2009     00:04:50     2.27 Mb

In which the author confesses to God which parts of the eleventh chapter were embellished.

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Tuesday, June 9, 2009     00:23:27     10.79 Mb

In which at least two people are rendered dripping wet, one senior companion braces for a return to reality, and Bill unexpectedly learns the true meaning of death. Plus a bedtime horror story!

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Friday, June 5, 2009     00:04:22     2.06 Mb

In which the author confesses to God which parts of the tenth chapter were embellished.

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Tuesday, June 2, 2009     00:26:52     12.36 Mb

In which boldness leads to a first discussion, the possible hues of areolae are considered, and Bill receives instruction as to when women's jewelry is not women's jewelry. (Step back, son -- give the man some whacking space.)

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Friday, May 29, 2009     00:05:04     2.38 Mb

In which the author confesses to God which parts of the eighth and ninth chapters were embellished.

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Tuesday, May 26, 2009     00:46:39     21.42 Mb

In which Joseph Smith and his followers become acquainted with tar and feathers, while Bill hears things he wishes he hadn't from Katrina, his parents, Elder Fowler, and Sister Youtz.

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Friday, May 22, 2009     00:06:33     3.06 Mb

In which the author confesses to God which parts of the seventh chapter were embellished.

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Tuesday, May 19, 2009     00:27:06     12.46 Mb

In which Bill travels many precious kilometers to the town of Medicine Hat, where he learns important lessons in teenage drinking, misogyny, and the correctness of ratting out one's companion.

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Friday, May 15, 2009     00:05:34     2.61 Mb

In which the author confesses to God which parts of the sixth chapter were embellished.

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Tuesday, May 12, 2009     00:33:56     15.59 Mb

In which Bill learns that, even when hand-delivered, not every message comes with a happy ending, and the vigorous application of common dust is considered as a harbinger of fiery doom.

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Friday, May 8, 2009     00:03:11     1.52 Mb

In which the author confesses to God which parts of the fourth and fifth chapters were embellished.

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Tuesday, May 5, 2009     00:28:38     13.17 Mb

In which a young boy named Joseph spins a tall tale about angels, warriors, and golden treasure, and all and sundry learn why it's rarely the wisest of ideas to entrust the only copy of your manuscript to someone who doesn't like you.

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Friday, May 1, 2009     00:07:49     3.63 Mb

In which the author confesses to God which parts of the third chapter were embellished.

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Tuesday, April 28, 2009     00:28:19     13.03 Mb

In which Bill and his trainer Elder Fowler knock on many doors in search of elusive gold, stumbling at last upon a fairytale cottage and the irresistible enchantress within.

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Friday, April 24, 2009     00:05:32     2.59 Mb

In which the author confesses to God which parts of the second chapter were embellished.

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Tuesday, April 21, 2009     00:37:43     17.32 Mb

In which Bill and his trainer Elder Fowler take charge of missionary work in the lonesome prairie oil town of Brooks, Alberta, and many naughty words are uttered as a result.

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Friday, April 17, 2009     00:03:29     1.66 Mb

In which the author confesses to God which parts of the first chapter were embellished.

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Tuesday, April 14, 2009     00:56:44     26.03 Mb

In which Bill flies to Canada for his first day of service as a Mormon missionary, but before departing performs amazing feats of transubstantiation upon an ordinary chewing gum wrapper.

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Friday, April 10, 2009     00:03:57     1.87 Mb

In which the author confesses to God which parts of the prologue were embellished.

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Tuesday, April 7, 2009     00:10:23     4.82 Mb

In which hapless Mormon missionary Elder Bill Shunn is interrogated by a determined officer on foreign soil for reasons as yet unexplained.

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