“Terror on Flight 789” is a very early, much shorter preliminary draft of what would eventually become my full-length memoir The Accidental Terrorist: Confessions of a Reluctant Missionary. If you enjoy this story, you'll like that thoroughly revised and expanded version even more. Available now!

• Foreword: A Record in Mine Own Hand
• Chapter 1: Come South, Young Man
• Chapter 2: Escape from Canada!
• Chapter 3: The Full-Court Press
• Chapter 4: The Bell Tolls for Me
• Chapter 5: Finn Drops a Bomb
• Chapter 6: Elementary, My Dear Watson
• Chapter 7: I Drop a Bomb of My Own
• Chapter 8: Local Customs
• Chapter 9: The Mounties Get Their Man
• Chapter 10: Mischievous Me
• Chapter 11: Meanwhile, Back at the Ranch . . .
• Chapter 12: Confess, Shunn!
• Chapter 13: (Things Will Be Great When You're) Downtown
• Chapter 14: I Make a Friend
• Chapter 15: I Lose a Friend
• Chapter 16: The Elder's New Clothes
• Chapter 17: If I Strip for You, Will You Leave Me Be?
• Chapter 18: We Replaced Their Everyday Coffee with This Toxic Sludge
• Chapter 19: If Justice Is Blind, Then It's Really Missing Out!
• Chapter 20: The Thousand-Dollar Kid
• Chapter 21: Gag Me with an Elevator
• Chapter 22: Missionary Burlesque
• Chapter 23: Sealed with a Giggle
• Chapter 24: The Pokey, by Gum!
• Chapter 25: Felonious Monk
• Chapter 26: King Solomon Mimed
• Chapter 27: The Guy Who Blows Up Planes
• Chapter 28: John Snow, Spin Doctor
• Chapter 29: I Heard It Through the Grapevine
• Chapter 30: Inquiring Minds Want to Know
• Chapter 31: A Lad Insane
• Chapter 32: Dreadful Sorry Berenstein
• Chapter 33: Moon over Eastport Café
• Chapter 34: The Last Supper
• Afterword: And I Seal Up These Records