A modest collection of personal essays
Table of Contents
- Monday, January 5, 1998: Earthgazing with Percival Lowell: An Argument
- Tuesday, January 6, 1998: Bowling Alleys and Big Macs
- Wednesday, January 7, 1998: 50 Ways to Induce Labor
- Friday, January 9, 1998: Shit and Silver
- Monday, January 12, 1998: Ye Olde Swimming Hole
- Tuesday, January 13, 1998: How to French Kiss in One Easy Lesson
- Wednesday, January 14, 1998: Drowning, Not Waving
- Thursday, January 15, 1998: Drowning on Dry Land
- Tuesday, January 27, 1998: Occasionally, Um, Terrifically Satisfying
- Friday, January 30, 1998: Breaking the Ambulance In
- Tuesday, February 3, 1998: I Want to Hold Your Hand
- Monday, February 9, 1998: Tunnel Vision
- Tuesday, February 10, 1998: Gilding the Pine Sprig
- Wednesday, February 18, 1998: A Long, Skinny Drink of Water
- Thursday, February 19, 1998: Eat Glass!
- Friday, February 20, 1998: Oh, Those Pesky Ethical Dilemmas!
- Monday, March 2, 1998: Miles per Guilt Trip
- Wednesday, March 4, 1998: Bassoon Beats Clarinet
- Friday, March 6, 1998: The Unspoken Contract
- Tuesday, March 10, 1998: I Send a Message
- Monday, March 16, 1998: Timothy and Kevin and Dennis and Me
- Wednesday, March 18, 1998: Observing John Turturro
- Friday, March 20, 1998: Observing Brooklynites Observing John Turturro
- Monday, February 22, 1999: Filling in the Blanks
- Friday, January 21, 2000: Origin Story
- Tuesday, February 8, 2000: Getting Medieval on My Ear
- Wednesday, March 1, 2000: Poisoned Apple
- Thursday, March 2, 2000: A Quintessential New York Evening
- Monday, December 24, 2001: Santa's Little Helper
- Thursday, November 7, 2002: Gangsters at Lunch, Gangsters at Dinner
- Tuesday, February 18, 2003: How I Ate and Drank My Way Through the East Village in a Blizzard
- Tuesday, March 25, 2003: Wriggling Through
- Wednesday, July 9, 2003: Observations on the Writing Process
- Tuesday, July 15, 2003: On the Efficacy of Belief
- Friday, August 15, 2003: How I Spent My Summer Blackout
- Tuesday, December 9, 2003: Tarnished Iridium, or Strutting Peacock, or ElvisLost Fellow
- Wednesday, June 16, 2004: A Good Heart
- Friday, August 13, 2004: A Tribute to the Class of '84
- Monday, September 27, 2004: Airing Things Out
- Friday, October 8, 2004: Catch-None
- Friday, January 27, 2006: Frey in Hell
- Tuesday, February 28, 2006: Coming of Age
- Wednesday, April 12, 2006: If This Had Been an Actual Emergency...
- Friday, February 23, 2007: Shaggy Dog Story
- Tuesday, February 19, 2008: Care and Feeding of Your Backups
- Monday, December 21, 2009: Le Mot Juiced