Old man: "Where are you going?"
Waitress: "India."
Old man: "Have you seen Slumdog?"
Waitress: "No."
Old man: "You need to see Slumdog."
Waitress: "I'm not going to that part of India."
Old man: "Every part of India is that part of India."
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