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January 31, 2005

New Yorker caption contest winner

A while back I posted the drawing from The New Yorker's latest cartoon caption contest. The winner has been announced, and though it's not mine it's a good one:

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."
For the record, my entry was the somewhat lamer:

"If you finish it, your meal is free."

January 28, 2005

Meme me up

Via [info]pnh...

Starship Captian! by Uberdude
Username
What is the name of your starship?
Uptight First Officerwomzilla
Closeted Helm/ Navigationmagnoliafrog
Token Alien Scientistbobhowe
Tarty Nymphomaniac Yeomansdn
Substance Abusing Ship's Doctoreleanor
Ensign Smith (aka "the victim")kijjohnson
Ship's Engineer /Drunkreadwrite
Arch Nemesis Alien Commandertafkak
Your ship's secret weaponThe Genesis Device
How dose your mission end?Destroyed the Galaxy
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January 27, 2005

Canada's short story magazine meets Canada's ex-felon

As I was accompanying Laura to the front door this morning, I chanced to notice an oversized envelope with Storyteller Magazine as its return address sticking out of our mailbox. I opened the envelope then and there, and I just about fell over when I saw the cover on my contributor's copies of the Winter 2004 issue.

I do not know if this issue is available yet on newsstands in the U.S. (or Canada, for that matter), but I'll surely holler when I find out.

(By the way, "The Ice Queen" is the story I read in December on Hour of the Wolf, the audio of which can be found here.)

Random short takes

I need to start carrying a camera. Tuesday morning I took Ella for a morning walk down to the East River. The bare edge of the rising sun was reflecting from the windows of high-rises in Manhattan and on Roosevelt Island as if bright red lanterns were burning in apartments and offices everywhere. And the water was filled with big chunks of sheet ice flowing upriver as the tide came in. Man.


Despite its reputation, I'm constantly delighted by what a friendly town New York City. But take one little tumble down the subways stairs and no one will look you in the eye.
Do you ever see someone applying makeup on the subway platform and feel the temptation to say "You missed a spot"?
I'm sure Ella's not the only dog in the world who loves to stick her whole face into snowbanks, but I wouldn't feel as happy watching any other dog do it.
A remarkably reflexive comment culled from a very loud cell phone conversation on this morning's subway: "Amazing the number of petty annoyances that keep distracting me."
Then a few minutes later, startlingly loudly: "How many bathrooms do two people need?"
When I transferred to the 6 this morning, I sat across from a man who was doing the Daily News crossword puzzle in pen. He was bent over the paper so I was looking straight at the top of his head—on which was a livid red wound the color of raw meat (well, that's what it was), about the size of half a slice of spam in area. It wasn't bleeding, but it looked as if someone with minimal competence with a tomahawk had tried to scalp him but had only gotten about the top eighth of an inch. I'm afraid I couldn't look away.

January 24, 2005

2/8 reads 2/7 in Manhattan

Well, what do you know! This just in from the New York Review of Science Fiction Reading Series mailing list:

The New York Review of Science Fiction and the South Street Seaport Museum Present

The Eighth of February Writer's Group
Monday, February 7th, 7 o'clock


Hosted and guest-curated by William Shunn, featuring Richard Bowes, Jae Brim, David Barr Kirtley, Barbara Krasnoff, and Robert J. Howe.

The 8TH OF FEBRUARY GROUP is a private writing workshop specializing in science fiction and fantasy which meets monthly in Manhattan. It is named for Jules Verne, the genre pioneer who was born on that date in 1828. The workshop was founded by Robert J. Howe and William Shunn, both 1985 graduates of the Clarion Workshop, and has just celebrated its first anniversary.

RICHARD BOWES has published dozens of stories and five books. He has won the World Fantasy Award and the Lambda Literary Award, and has twice been nominated for the Nebula Award. Upcoming are stories in Nebula Awards Showcase 2005, Postscripts 3, and Datlow/Windling's Tricksters; collection Streetcar Dreams from PS Publishing in England; and novel From the Files of the Time Rangers from Golden Gryphon.

JAE BRIM's short fiction has appeared in Writers of the Future and Strange Horizons. She attended Ithaca College and the National Theatre Institute for acting and directing and the Clarion Workshop for speculative fiction, and studied theatre in London.

ROBERT J. HOWE has published short fiction in Analog, Weird Tales, Salon, Newer York, and other markets. His novelette, "Entropy's Girlfriend," is forthcoming in Analog. He is co-founder, with William Shunn, of the 8th of February Group.

DAVID BARR KIRTLEY's short fiction appears in magazines such as Realms of Fantasy, Weird Tales, On Spec, and Cicada, and in anthologies such as New Voices in Science Fiction. His most recent publication is "Veil of Ignorance" in the anthology All the Rage This Year. http://www.sff.net/people/davekirtley/

BARBARA KRASNOFF's stories have appeared in the magazines Amazing Stories, Lady Churchill's Rosebud Wristlet, and Descant, and in the anthologies Memories & Visions: Women's Fantasy and Science Fiction and Such A Pretty Face. Most recently, her story "Hearts and Minds" appeared in the December issue of Weird Tales.

WILLIAM SHUNN's short fiction has appeared in Salon, F&SF, Science Fiction Age, Realms of Fantasy, Electric Velocipede, and other markets. He has been nominated for the Nebula Award and honored by the Association for Mormon Letters. His short story "The Ice Queen" is forthcoming in Storyteller.

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WHEN:
Monday, 2/7/5
Doors open at 6:30

WHERE:
The South Street Seaport Museum's Melville Gallery
213 Water Street (near Beekman)

HOW:
By Subway
Take 2, 3, 4, 5, J, Z, or M to Fulton Street; A and C to
Broadway-Nassau. Walk east on Fulton Street to Water Street

By Bus
Take M15 (South Ferry-bound) down Second Ave. to Fulton Street

By Car
From the West Side: take West Street southbound. Follow signs to FDR
Drive Take underpass, keep right­use Exit 1 at end of underpass. Turn
right on South Street, six blocks.
From the East Side, take FDR Drive south to Exit 3 onto South Street
Proceed about 1 mile.

LINKS:
http://www.hourwolf.com/nyrsf
http://www.nyrsf.com
http://www.southstseaport.org

--
The New York Review of Science Fiction is celebrating its 16th Year
Subscribe or submit articles to the magazine! Check the Web site!
New York Review of Science Fiction
PO. Box 78, Pleasantville, NY, 10570
NYRSF Magazine: http://www.nyrsf.com

If you're in or near the city, please join us! (Hopefully the name of the group and the date of the reading won't prove to be too confusing to attendees.)

Interview snippet of the week

From the latest issue of Science Fiction Weekly:

[Nick Gevers:]  Your next published novel will be Mammoth, due out in mid-2005. This features the rebirth of the eponymous prehistoric species. In exploring this theme, do you concur with the sentiments of the Jurassic Park films, or is your vision different, more complex?

[John] Varley:  Actually, I don't remember much about Jurassic Park except the T. Rex chewing up the SUV. That was cool. Oh, yeah, and the lawyer being plucked out of the porta-potty and swallowed whole. Even cooler.

The full interview is, of course, recommended to Varley fans, especially for the news about new novels in the works.

January 22, 2005

Blizzard!

Dig this blizzard warning for the New York area from the National Weather Service. My favorite part:

ANY TRAVEL IS STRONGLY DISCOURAGED. IF YOU LEAVE THE SAFETY OF BEING INDOORS... YOU ARE PUTTING YOUR LIFE AT RISK.

THIS IS A LIFE-THREATENING WINTER WEATHER SITUATION! PREPARATIONS TO PROTECT LIFE AND PROPERTY SHOULD COMPLETED BY NOON TODAY!

I'm supposed to fly to Chicago for business this weekend. I'm starting to hope think it's not going to happen.

January 21, 2005

A tall shadow

Sometimes you feel pang because you don't have a camera at hand. This morning when I emerged from the subway station to go to work, I looked up Park Avenue to see the Met Life building looming there over Grand Central Station, with the sun casting the giant shadow of the top quarter of the Chrysler Building directly onto its face. Sometimes the sights of nature stop the breath, and other times artificial beauty can cast the same spell.

January 20, 2005

Your tax dollars at work

Sigh.

(Asshole-sourcing provided by Reverse DNS Lookup.)

January 19, 2005

January's CD mix of the month

My contribution to the January CD Mix of the Month Club was Thrilling Wonder Stories.

(The story so far.)

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