Kifed from curmudgeon:

My journal is called _____ because _____.
My subtitle is _____ because _____.
My friends page is called _____ because _____.
My username is ____ because _____.
My default userpic is _____ because _____.

My journal is called "Bilmo's Log" because I somehow acquired the nickname Bilmo (Muppet-in-waiting) while I worked at Sesame Street, and because "Bilmo's Log" sounds vaguely pornographic.

My subtitle is "A Journal of Thought and Other Indiscretions" because I'm a big fan of facile irony. (Wait, is it still irony if recent events have proven it true?)

My friends page is called "Bilmo's Friends" because I like to think of my friends as friends.

My username is shunn because that's the title of my first novel, which may or may not ever see print. (Right now I'm betting on "may.") And I had the name before that rock band from Philadelphia tried to take it.

My default userpic is a cartoon caricature of Bilmo drawn by Geoff Fowler because I dig it. and because Geoff said I could use it on my Web site. And look at how many different ways I can dress it up.