Wednesday, January 10, 2001

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Waving, not drowning

Well, well, well. It's been a long time!

I was just looking over my and my friend's journals, marveling at the fact that I hadn't posted for a month and a half, and contemplating this entry when Baldanders AIMed me out of the blue. He had noted my long absence and wondered if I was okay. Strange synchronicity.

Gang, I'm okay. A lot of things have happened that I want to tell you about -- and that I wanted to tell you about as they happened -- but I have this difficulty. I'm rather poor at time management, and a single activity usually comes to dominate my existence. (Baldanders argues that this is good time management, and it may well be.) Right now the dominant activity is writing my memoir; it takes up most of my free time and leaves little emotional energy for anything else. And since my full-time job has to take some kind of precedence it there... Well, you get the point.

I've been to Utah recently, I'm going to California, Arizona, and Florida soon, I've nearly choked to death at a noodle shop on Union Square, I've had a doctor stick an optical cable up my nose and down my throat, I've acquired two more fish, I've finally met my five-year-old son, and I've written about 150 pages since the last journal entry. In fact, it may even be time to post a table-of-contents update to keep myself going (not that I intend to lose momentum at this point:

THE ACCIDENTAL TERRORIST How I Went from Mormon Missionary to Hijacker Without Really Trying

Table of Contents


PRELUDE. Problems in Applied Religion

PART I. UNITED STATES
CHAPTER 1. What Happened Before You Arrived CHAPTER 2. The Missionary Imposition CHAPTER 3. Clarion Call CHAPTER 4. Gentiles on My Mind CHAPTER 5. The Rocky Mormon Picture Show CHAPTER 6. Words and Phrases You Must Never Use in Utah CHAPTER 7. Holding Fast to the Rod of Glass CHAPTER 8. The Tête-à-Tête Offensive CHAPTER 9. Supercalifornication CHAPTER 10. Coke and Sympathy CHAPTER 11. God Drops a Bombshell CHAPTER 12. A Thunderous Clash of Symbols CHAPTER 13. Feeling My Oaths CHAPTER 14. The Devil and Miss McCormick CHAPTER 15. Dotting My I's and Crossing My T's CHAPTER 16. I Was a Teenage Space Alien CHAPTER 17. Girlfriend, Interrupted CHAPTER 18. Sailors on an Empty Sea CHAPTER 19. Confession Is Good for the Gander CHAPTER 20. The Sound of the Trumpet, the Alarm of War CHAPTER 21. The Tissue at Hand CHAPTER 22. Claws Like a Bear's CHAPTER 23. Kisses, Foiled Again

INTERLUDE. What Happened Before Any of Us Arrived

PART II. CANADA
CHAPTER 24. Clueless in Calgary CHAPTER 25. Methuselah's Son CHAPTER 26. Intractable CHAPTER 27. Blessed Are the Hungry CHAPTER 28. Habits of the Unsupervised Male Missionary CHAPTER 29. Out of Bounds and Traveling CHAPTER 30. The City of Sisterly Love
more to come...

There's a preview elsewhere on my site -- drop by if you feel so inclined. It's the only journal I seem to be keeping consistently just now.

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